Kanye West:
"I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am
Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney, Nike, Google -- now who's going to
be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more or do you want to
marginalize me until I'm out of my moment … I'm going to be the first straight,
hip-hop, loud celebrity, non-etiquette having, black out all the time, fresh
ass, super-tasteful designer of all time. I'm going to be
the Tupac of clothing." - Kanye West
…like duuh!!!
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| Kanye West |
Young6ix:
“I am the best rapper in Nigeria. If you have an opposing opinion, now is the
best time to keep it to yourself” - Rapper
Yung6ix.
Having his imagined “Kendrick Lamar” moment.
Dear Yung6ix; make good music, put out an
album, put your name out there. Maybe then we’ll take you seriously…LWBMLL (Laugh Wan Break My Left Leg).
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| Young6ix |
Nyesom Wike:
“Any academic staff who fails to resume on or before December 4, 2013
automatically ceases to be a staff of the institution and vice chancellors are
also directed to advertise vacancies in their institutions.” - Nyesom Wike
Education minister, in the
middle of the lingering ASUU strike. This caused even more problems and
deepened the crisis. Wike’s press conference during which he was screaming at
the microphone and yelling threats became an instant visual manual for
government officials on how not to act in public.
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| Nyesom Wike |
Femi Fani Kayode:
“I was not a tribalist when I had a long-standing and intimate relationship
with Miss Bianca Onoh, an Igbo lady…” - Femi Fani Kayode.
The former aviation minister and presidential
spokesman, while he had so many disastrous statements, he got more than he
bargained for when in defending himself against tribalism attacks, bizarrely
claimed to have had a sizzling relationship with Bianca Ojukwu, widow of the
late Biafran warlord. He was forced to recant when she threatened to sue him
for every penny.
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| Fani Kayode |
Rotimi Amechi:
“We have stolen billions of dollars, what did you do? We steal because you
never stoned us for it.” - Governor
Rotimi Amechi
Rivers State son, makes provocative statements one after another.
His latest one was dropped at a tribute event for Nelson Mandela weeks back,
and it was both an indictment on himself as it was on his followers.
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| Amaechi Rotimi |
“As the president, I don’t know him (Abu Shekau) and don’t know if he is dead or alive; you journalists will know more than us. You are the ones who talk to Boko Haram.”
- Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan
In a presidential media chat, GEJ, pronounced
the words never to be spoken by a country’s chief security officer. In denying
the whereabouts (and maybe existence) of Abu Shekau, Boko Haram’s point man,
Mr. President took the war on terror like 1million steps back.
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| GEJ |
Evans Bipi:
“Yes, Patience Jonathan is my Jesus Christ!” - Evans Bipi
Now this would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. Evans
Bipi of the Rivers state house of assembly was speaking from the bottom of his
heart when he declared dame Patience Jonathan (aka mama Peace) his deity as she
was responsible for his political career so far.
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| Bipi |
Shem Obafaiye:
“I cannot categorically tell you one now… the one we are going to make use of
is going to be made known by my oga at the top…” – Mr. Shem Obafaiye
Former Lagos state commandant of the National
Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, who was asked to tell the public the website
address of the corps, by the hosts of Channels TV’s daily breakfast show.
He succeeded in shedding light on the pathetic state of affairs of our public
institutions.
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| Shem Obafaiye |
Stella Oduah:
“We do not pray for accidents but it is inevitable…we do everything to ensure
that we do not have accidents, but it is an act of God.” - Stella Oduah
Was she high on "crack"?
Aviation minister addressing
journalists, days after 16 people lost their lives in the Associated Airlines
crash taking the remains of Olusegun Agagu, a former aviation minister. It turned
out, God had nothing to do with this particular crash as investigations revealed
that a malfunctioning engine, and a wrong call by the pilot were most likely
the causes.
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| Stella Oduah |
Adams Oshiomhole:
“You are a widow…go and die” – Gov. Adams Oshiomhole
Edo state governor was recorded on video,
yelling at a poor widow displaying her wares illegally by the roadside. He
later had tea with this victim and rewarded her generously but still, that
image lingers.
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| Oshiomhole |
Y'all please drop in your comments lets know which of the above quotes should be our "Number 1" for 2013...
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